my dream is to see someone i know in porn
- Person: Theatre is stupid
- Person: Musicals are gay
- Police: So can you tell me what happened?
- Me: He ran into my knife.
- Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
- Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
Chicago Theater. Chicago is the very first Route 66 town, if you’re heading west.
"You should smile more!"
"You look tired!"
"Are you really going to eat all that?"
Is it that time of month?
"You’re just being dramatic"
"You have terrible taste"
"Just exercise and eat less!"
"Thats really slutty"
i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did
so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“
i did it. it’s done.
you want the d?
oh you mean my
#Conspiracy #Illuminati #Obamacare